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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
by xxylvii July 25, 2021
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the game disk could not be read

when your 6 and you have a Wii game, but when you pop it in, the text "the game disk could not be read" shows up, it means you should be pissed because the disk has a scratch in it and might never work again. There is a chance that if you take the disk out then put it back in, it will be fine.
oh fucking shit, it said the game disk could not be read, i'm so fucked
by McBikmik April 30, 2019
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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post
Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022
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a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item
Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022
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Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.
"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"
by Vbui717 June 9, 2014
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read for read

an instance in which 2 people read (drag, roast, insult) each other for filth.
girlll, wanna do a read for read? i'll read you to filth.
by verymuchgivingdictionary November 2, 2020
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