Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.

My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.

by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021

redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

redneck g

A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.

There are some things you can fade in Texas, but you can't fade a Redneck G you shitstick!!!

by WharfG December 8, 2015

Redneck Jesus

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits

“REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube

by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022

redneck mimosa

A bud lite with and orange slice

“Can I get a redneck mimosa?”

by Hammer_tango May 22, 2018

redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014

redneck boujee

This term describes the hard working, independent, self-confident, non-judgmental folks usually over 40, raised on old southern style traditions and has adopted the concept that you can be the best you without sacrificing dignity or character.

Those redneck boujee people are the best, they are honest and will always help someone in need.

by TheTruth Byron.TruthbyRob. January 20, 2022