redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.

Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”

by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018

Redneck Canada

It’s literally just Alaska

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”

by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020

Redneck Rave

The craziest mud fest in the world hosted by Who TF is Justin Time. Location is at Blue holler offroad park in mammoth cave kentucky. Follow Redneck rave on facebook to check when the next one is happening.

Yo bro. are you coming to the Redneck Rave this weekend?

by threal1123 October 15, 2020

redneck skank

A redneck that fucks everything that they see. Probably has every possible hiv put there.

You're a redneck skank

by RedneckSkank April 26, 2017

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017

redneck rash

Similar to the yellow fever but with rednecks.

Vicky:”Have you heard Kim Lee is dating another NASCAR ultra, I swear to god if I go on another double date with her and he does not stop talking about corn and his stuck stepsister I am gonna yeet myself of the next bridge.”

Stacey:”Wow sounds like she has a severe case of redneck rash.”

by drac69 August 13, 2021

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013