rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.

I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.

by Scarey December 7, 2009

Tip-Rub-Sesh

Tip-Rub-Sesh (also referred to as mutual agreement, mutual assent or consensus ad idem) is a phrase in contract law used to describe the intentions of the parties forming the contract. In particular it refers to the situation where there is a common understanding in the formation of the contract. This condition or element is often considered a necessary requirement to the formation of a contract.

just checkin in with you dudez to see who's potentially into thursday night tip-rub-sesh!

by TheOGinator April 7, 2010

Dirty Peach Rub

When a girl from Georgia rubs her boobs in your face.

I went down to the ATL and got dirty peach rubbed by some fine ass titties.

by Georgia Peachy Tits March 16, 2009

Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.

Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006

Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.

Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.

by rob1982 January 21, 2013

Rub out a chubby

Alternate way of saying beat the meat, used to hide you're going for a chug

Tensions are high, rub out a chubby

Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby

by ExtremeLengthMcPhie July 28, 2016

Buckley Ball Rub

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.

"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"

by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016