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Grammar Punked

The common practice of 40 year old mothers across the US. The art of correcting a young person's grammar, mid-sentence, in front of large amounts of people, most likely the young person's close friends.
Peter (To Ross): I play football so good that I--

Peter's Mom: WELL! sweetie you play football so WELL...

Ross: OOOOOH! Grammar Punked, BITCH!
by Harik5997 February 5, 2010
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Happy Punk

A subgenre in which vocals are often sung in a happy tune instead of yelling. The melody is very poppy and less punk . It is sometimes confused with Pop-Punk, but happy punk has more of a pop influence than a punk one.

Bands like:

All Time Low
The Wonder Years
Motion City Soundtrack
New Found Glory
Person 1: OMG! All Time Low is the best Pop-Punk band ever!!
Person 2: They're Happy Punk.

Person 1: Motion City Soundtrack is fake pop-punk.
Person 2 : Dude they're not Pop-Punk, they're Happy Punk.
by jhuntington55 July 26, 2011
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punk chicken

Being your own person, being unique and not being afraid to stand out. Like the Hoatzin bird, you're proud to be different.
That bro is one tough, punk chicken!
by Skjult Navn August 25, 2021
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crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
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Punk-Mug

The act of "palming" or putting a spread hand over someone's face and pushing the face hard to move the person out of the way or to shove them to the floor.
Damn, they wouldn't let Kevin into the comedy club, so he punk-mugged the door man and walked right past him!
by D.Mc January 8, 2008
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Postcard Punk

Back in the 80's tourists started to take a lot of pictures with punks. This became a well known phenomenon and tourists would seek out punks from certain locations.

It became a source of income for some punks. Even today you can still find Postcard Punks at Piccadilly, though for many it's more cosplay for money than actual punk lifestyle.
Leo always had beer money, he spent his summers in London as a postcard punk.
by Mici March 3, 2021
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Pig punk

An overweight, not too pretty follower of punk rock. Typically middle aged.
Jeez, look at old one fat Freddie with his studded leather choker and mohawk. He's such a pig punk!
by Zippy kyay May 23, 2018
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