Puephing

Puking and coughing at the same time.

I feel so sick! I was up puephing all night long.

by Jarvyy November 23, 2011

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Pueake

The feeling of wanting to peak & puke at the same time.

Joanna: Hey listen to this song I just found
James: OMG PUEAKE!?!?!??!?!?!?!

by totesnotjames October 14, 2012

Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

pueblo la cienaga

a dorm at the UofA full of skunk ass D-rated hoes. Specifically, they go by the names Rikki, Jess (major hoe), Holly, Hall girl, Olivia, Mia, etc. Not everyone is a hoe. The niggas in room 145 are sexy as the fuck. #true Even though all the bitches are virgins they are still hoes and will lick any dick that exist. stupid hoes. jess's sex life in this fuck ass dorm is horrendous. the nigga that fuck her said his shoulders hurt. what a pussy! she complained about it, but it's funny because she sucks at sex also. he live on the second floor. the pussy floor. #word

I WOULD NOT WANT TO LIVE IN PUEBLO LA CIENAGA BECAUSE I WOULD CATCH A DISEASE FROM ALL THE SKANK ASS, HERPIES ON DA MOUTH HOES.

by mARk the shittiest fucking RA December 8, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015