Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.

Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.

by Moghidean September 10, 2011

primalist

a person who lives a primal lifestyle.

A primalist eats all natural organic foods, avoids grains,dairy and processed foods, and they engage in exercises similar in movements to what our caveman ancestors would have engaged in.

by Paleo girl March 16, 2014

primed

To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.

I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.

by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014

Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

Optimus prime

Like jesus, but hes a robot

Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies

by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020

Primal Play

A type of BDSM in which a couple will fight, whoever wins the fight is top for the night

Yo Kyle, wanna do some Primal play after the gym?

by Primal Slut July 11, 2021

Primaa

NJ term being a lazy amalgamation of pretty much.

person 1- are you finished?
person 2- primaa, be right there.

by ikon1 November 19, 2006