The amount of decaseconds (to the nearest tenth) it takes to edit three clip of sans saying get dunked on, divided by 3, to the power of how many videos were created within a five mile radius of your location. The result of this expression is rounded to the nearest whole number, and the result is known as the Power of Editing and can be used to: make any AI say whatever you please, dunk on other people, or countless other things. The Power of Editing varies from person to person, and the lower the value, the stronger your Power of Editing is. The stronger one's Power of Editing is, the more they can do with the power.
Person 1: Oh hey, how did you make siri say that??
Person 2: I just used the Power of Editing.
Person 1: What's your Power of Editing?
Person 2: 283.
Person 1: Wow, mines only 6,017,009!
Person 2: I just used the Power of Editing.
Person 1: What's your Power of Editing?
Person 2: 283.
Person 1: Wow, mines only 6,017,009!
by LorcaTheOrca May 20, 2020
by Eddieisnotcrazy April 17, 2023
Ones ability to get a girl to bed to have sex with , or to be fuck buddies , friends with benefits ect.
by Anonymous 30001 January 17, 2017
noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
by COD blows BFBC2 ROCKS September 11, 2011
Padding on the shoulders of womens clothing used to masculinize the appearance. Used frequently in pant suits.
by Buxtehude July 25, 2008
by harambaeishot February 09, 2022
by 7Mack11s May 27, 2016