Pokemans

(1)A word retards use to make fun of pokemon, in an attempt be funny.
(2) A word confused old people use to complain about what there children are doing.

Brah1:Look at my pokemans.
Brah2:stfu you retard

by Dalemans August 6, 2011

Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).

Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.

by and so it begins! March 8, 2011

pokemon

ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.

ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa

by bonewolf June 15, 2008

pokemans

A term school bullies use when attempting to get 'nerds' to correct them.

Bully: Hey, Kid! I love Pikachu what's your favorite Pokemans?
Guy: It's PokeMON!
Bully: (laughs and runs away)

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Pokemon

A small creature (sometimes large) that speaks no english what so ever yet their masters can understand what they are saying.
Or more commonly known as a pest.

Man I was in math class the other day with Tony and man he was being such a pokemon.

by tommy gray April 12, 2006

Pokeman

An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.

Pokeman.

by Silenced Guilt December 21, 2014

pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

by mikebaran February 3, 2005