Douche Pickle

1) Someone who is just being really annoying.

2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.

That clan we were playing against last night was full of Douche Pickle's

by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011

Pickle Penis

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.

1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.

by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009

pickled tink

A <spoonerism> for the phrase "tickled pink"

Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast.

Shirley was so excited at the birth of her baby she told her husband she was pickled tink instead of tickled pink.

by lj76 June 9, 2009

pickled donut

STD filled vagina, filthy and used various times

That prostitute probably has a pickled donut

by arousedcuban February 6, 2010

sand pickle

Another term for a cactus.
Plural: Sand Picki

"Dude did you hear about what happened to Johnny? He went dirt biking in the Mohave Desert and crashed into a sand pickle!"

by DuckyCharms July 21, 2017

pickle sneeze

Ejaculation

"Dude, last night your sister made my pickle sneeze"

by aviator35 December 15, 2008

homemade pickle

When a man has an orgasm inside a partner, then doesn't withdraw until his penis is flaccid.

Girl 1: He fell asleep inside me. It was so sweet!
Girl 2: Ew! There's nothing sweet about a homemade pickle!

by sevengem October 13, 2011