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phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016
mugGet the phone-faggotmug.

Phone Zone

Like the Friend Zone, only the Person in the 'Phone Zone' Is relegated almost exclusively to Phone Calls/iMessage/Snapchat etc.
So She cancelled the date without saying anything, didn't bother to apologize or reschedule, but wanted to facetime for god-knows how long...hoe tryna Phone Zone me lmao.
by Johnydeth April 22, 2021
mugGet the Phone Zonemug.

michaels phone

its gone
hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
mugGet the michaels phonemug.

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up
ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!
by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021
mugGet the Phone-Stumpedmug.

Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
mugGet the Cracked phonemug.

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
mugGet the Phone bondagemug.

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
mugGet the porn phonemug.

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