phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.

Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.

by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016

Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.

Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.

by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

Phone Zone

Like the Friend Zone, only the Person in the 'Phone Zone' Is relegated almost exclusively to Phone Calls/iMessage/Snapchat etc.

So She cancelled the date without saying anything, didn't bother to apologize or reschedule, but wanted to facetime for god-knows how long...hoe tryna Phone Zone me lmao.

by Johnydeth April 22, 2021

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.

"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)

by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.

Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.

by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013