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dr. phil 

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.
If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

dr. phil by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007
someone who helps you kick your dead-beat,heroine-addict boyfriend out of the house, stop destructive decisions such as hitting your child or stop eating boxes of twinkies.
"He totally pulled a Dr.Phil on me & told me I needed to stop sleeping with my cousins"
dr.phil by jaynya February 4, 2006

Dan and Phil 

An famous social media duo named Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. They secretly dated for around 10 years and are now out and about as a proud gay couple after Dan’s video, “Basically, I’m gay” on June 13th, 2019.
Person: “Have you seen Dan and Phil’s tweet?”
Other Person: “Yeah, I did! Dan’s birthday cake looks so gay!”
Dan and Phil by Meg-The-Egg June 20, 2019

Dr. Phil 

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)
Dr. Phil by anal seepage August 8, 2006

uncle phil 

(n.) a formidable fat-roll situated on the back of one's neck, reminiscent of the one that Uncle Phil had on the TV series, Fresh Prince of Bellaire. Easiest to identify when the possessor of the uncle phil has a shaven head or is bald.
I'm not too photogenic in this facebook pic.

--No, it's just not very flattering to see your head from behind-what with the uncle phil you have going on and everything.
uncle phil by thecheftopus December 14, 2010

Dr. Phil 

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.
quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!
Dr. Phil by MeganDee. March 29, 2007