Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 June 02, 2012

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

dog period

A Dog Period is when a dog gets its period like humans girls do!

Girl: Mom I think Cail s on her dog period!
mom: OMG CALL A DOCTOR!
Girl: No! its natrull! All us girls have it

by fjfjfjxjnvjnjvsbv hvjdkjgf000c February 04, 2018

turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.

Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst

by ucancallmevanillathunder January 09, 2017

1st period

The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.

In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week

by Bapy boomer December 28, 2019

Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.

Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.

by TheBear! June 19, 2015

Reverse Period

When you get a bloody nose while eating a girl out.

I was munching this girl’s box and just ended up giving her a reverse period

by megakool May 07, 2022