Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.
"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016
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Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
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A woman who is the most beautiful in any setting. & incredibly smart, debate her at your own risk she will make you look like you have a reserved seat on short bus.
(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?
(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!
(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!
(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc
(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!
(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.
(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?
(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?
(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”
(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”
(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?
(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?
(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!
(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!
(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc
(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!
(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.
(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?
(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?
(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”
(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”
(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?
(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
by sober.clean.sane.forevermore January 28, 2019
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by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020
Get the Pandemic-perfect mug.Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is
by Doseful May 3, 2020
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The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"
by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021
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