1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC
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A small town outside Atlanta that is predominantly "Christian".
People like to talk shit about others, but ignore them to their face. They also love to act like God fucking sat them on his lap and tells them all his wonderful up to date stories, while also telling others how to control their lives.
Everyone thinks someone out there actually gives a shit about what they do. no one cares if you got dumped after your 2-day relationship, and your life isn't over.
I don't bash the town I live in, but I think the people that sit in heritage and read the Bible for .0005 seconds need to shut the fuck up and actually read the other half. By no means do any of them know shit about what they actually support and they still try to control your life and parade God around like the BIBLE SAYS NOT TOO. You know, your far-fetched beliefs aren't far from anything else, and God hasn't made you a prophet of facebook either.
there are cool people though.
People like to talk shit about others, but ignore them to their face. They also love to act like God fucking sat them on his lap and tells them all his wonderful up to date stories, while also telling others how to control their lives.
Everyone thinks someone out there actually gives a shit about what they do. no one cares if you got dumped after your 2-day relationship, and your life isn't over.
I don't bash the town I live in, but I think the people that sit in heritage and read the Bible for .0005 seconds need to shut the fuck up and actually read the other half. By no means do any of them know shit about what they actually support and they still try to control your life and parade God around like the BIBLE SAYS NOT TOO. You know, your far-fetched beliefs aren't far from anything else, and God hasn't made you a prophet of facebook either.
there are cool people though.
In Peachtree City,
"N!QQ@ I g0t dump333d t0day. !mm@ k!ll my$3lf."
wtf is your problem, move on.
"That kid is such a douche bag, no one likes him"
*Kid walks up* "what was that?"
*Silence from the pussy.*
"God is gonna be at our pool party guys!"
FML.
'He touched me while I swam <333
"N!QQ@ I g0t dump333d t0day. !mm@ k!ll my$3lf."
wtf is your problem, move on.
"That kid is such a douche bag, no one likes him"
*Kid walks up* "what was that?"
*Silence from the pussy.*
"God is gonna be at our pool party guys!"
FML.
'He touched me while I swam <333
by lolololololol, May 19, 2011
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A Plant that makes you high
slang term used so you can talk about weed around your parents
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A Plant that makes you high
slang term used so you can talk about weed around your parents
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Guy: Hey since your on Birth Control can I give you the a cream pie?
Girl: How about we do something a little more kinky?
Guy: Like the Peach Cobbler?
Girl: How about we do something a little more kinky?
Guy: Like the Peach Cobbler?
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