penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

by Yeee December 15, 2007

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Lone wolf packing it

Your with a group of friends but your kinda just in your own world doin what you do best

Some kids are in a group, one gets ran over.

Hes lone wolf packing it.

by huckleberry havirlak June 17, 2013

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

fudge packing

The act of exaggerating costs or estimates to add leeway for error.

Shane did a serious amount of fudge packing in his recent report to Brian Cowen.

by harneythehuge May 16, 2009

pinking

The act of going out and trying to pull young teenage girls (i.e. a pinky)

"Hey Dave what you doing tonight?"

"I'm out pinking again!"

"Your gonna get yourself arrested for that shit"

by the stevenson September 29, 2006