put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

put someone to bed

to have sexual intercourse with someone before their bedtime, and not join them to bed at that same time (but at a later time)

Hello all, I'm back in the game; Sorry I had to put someone to bed / put the missus to bed (if you know what I mean)

by CatAlexei September 7, 2017

put together

used in the car business. to make something seem more appealing than it really it. a different way of lying.

Fred, this guy wants the Altima, but he said he wants $300 payments... ima use the put together plan and put him in a Versa.

by That dude JAE October 17, 2008

put a hole through

when you slam your cock deep inside a girl.

"you put a hole through her?"

by petsiders May 16, 2006

[put her shit on blast]

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people

After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"

by JaneSmith007 November 17, 2006

put my boots on

Verb-to prepare for a fight

prison slang for getting ready to go fight or be involved in a riot.

I heard you were called out when the yard opens.

you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?

yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back

by SCRhollywood February 7, 2010

Put Willy on the phone!

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.

(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!

by DuchessWise August 31, 2010