Pump A Stump

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.
by PhatMike May 08, 2006
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pump the tea

1. To tell someone's buisness
2. To put someone on blast for not telling the truth
3. To let someone in on the secret
"Let me pump the tea. He lost his job a long time ago."

"If you want to know something, go to her and she will pump the tea."
by Sir Shakes Alot May 14, 2007
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pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap
She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
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pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.
Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.
by j-dawgzz123 March 10, 2009
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da pump

The flow of blood into your biceps after pumping iron that makes them look a lot bigger. Often referred to by Arnie as equivalent to an orgasm.
Having 'da pump' is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.
by Canta Kez July 15, 2006
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oil pump

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.
I heard that guy oil pumps himself.
by natty d November 26, 2003
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oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)
bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty
by fujy the wale May 07, 2019
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