izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

poof point

The crest of a pillows roundness.

I varified that my pillow had lost fluffiness by measuring the poof point.

by Hodge Burl May 11, 2007

Poof It

A way of cleaning a house with limited time and effort. like just doing some light dusting and a quick swiffering...

"Dude, when I clean the house I just poof it, and it looks fine"

by Mrs Wilson October 25, 2008

Poof Bag

When you're eating a chicks butt hole and she rippes a mean one in your mouth

Dude donna gave me the worst poof bag when I was eating her butt out last night, it smelt and tasted so nasty

by CaseyJallday October 10, 2014

pooficient

one who poops while doing other tasks.

Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

by biigsnook July 22, 2016

Poofinder

Ruff as guts nissan 4x4 that resembles a piece of poo and is just about as useful as poo

Hey mate lets go 4wding in the poofinder!

by Livetoride45 July 31, 2016

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 27, 2017