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politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
by BigBoiV December 6, 2022
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Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government
Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.
by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023
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Dirty Politician

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.
What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”
by Redblossom January 5, 2019
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Urban Politicionary

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.
Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary
by GaySchlatt July 23, 2020
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messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023
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Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.
That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant
by Endsurg May 25, 2010
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politician

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.
little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?
by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013
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