not my scene

Not my lifestyle. Typically used to deny interest in a place or thing.

Mark: "Lets go to the pub"
James: "not my scene"

by ARZon March 17, 2017

My Hooves

Often used in place of "my feet", especially for bovine creatures, and Yak. Originally - Tom Green. Now used the world over (and especially in the south of England where they have nothing better to do) for comedic purposes and as an answer to everything. Hooves make a certain clippy-cloppy sound, so any use of "my hooves" is often preceeded by the question "Do you hear that sound?", even if there is no sound.

Never is it said in standard conversation. Always it is said manically. Crazy laughter occurs before, during and after speaking the words. The louder it is said, the better.

An competition also runs throughout all parts of the year to see who has trotted in the most interesting place. Any part of the country may be exposed to this phenomenon.

Beware. It's infectious.

"Do you hear that sound??"
"It's MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!!!!"

by electricyak November 23, 2004

My mine

there is no such a thing called my mine

either you use "my" or "mine", you can't use both together. (my mine)

by TNT MAISSON April 21, 2020

My Move

A sexual maneuver, in which a man places his lady friend's hand directly on his bulging pants resulting in intercourse in five to seven minutes. Also called "the move" or "hijacking the plane".

It was so easy, I used my move and looked her in the eye and said "what are you going to do about this?"

by daphne fletcher September 22, 2007

my mother

The birthgiver of your very being. The only reason ypu exist

My mother ate karen .

by Karen's essential oils November 17, 2019

My Sunshine

This person literally makes me happier than anyone else on the fucking planet. I always want her near me and constantly wanna hug and kiss her all the time:)

My sunshine is literally my favorite thing ever.

by PinheadLarry31 November 13, 2018

It's my birthday

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.

"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004