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Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023
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Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do
Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024
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Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023
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knock and dock

Going up to someone's house knocking at the door and engaging in intercourse after they answer.
Dude, I knock and docked Autumn yesterday, it was awesome!
by TreOcculi October 9, 2018
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dock box

A term used to describe a local girl who lives in a tropical place that cruises million-dollar yacht Marina docks looking for money, drugs, and immigration opportunities in exchange for sex with the yacht crew.
After the island dock box got all the coke and cash she could from the yacht captain, she moved on the the first mate.
by maddy dog April 5, 2010
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Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina
John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"
by Newbski May 27, 2021
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popping a dock

(v) being or acting like a JACK ass or dick\cock, trying to be funny when you are not
That kid Shreeve is so annoying, he's just popping a dock.
by JAY L33 July 23, 2016
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