lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 6, 2015

Plates

The ID of the car

What are the plates

by Thatdike_angie August 9, 2021

Plate

a person who talks a lot about others but never wants to fight it out

Cindy: “Paris was talking about you today, are y’all going to fight?”
Keke: “Nah she’s a plate, she’ll just stand there”

by smachine July 21, 2020

Plate

Perform cunnilingus on (UK)

So I made him plate me, and it was out of this world

by malta-chris May 3, 2019

Plate

A slang term for a real one, homie, your dawg, etc.

Can be used as plate/platter

(Originated from a group of kids at Union College)

Daniel- Yoooooooooooooooo whats good
Russell- What is up plate

by hysk_fortnitelover May 31, 2023

plates

when someone says a bad joke, you take their plates, but when they same something funny, you give them plates

that joke was ass, im taking 5 plates

by academicweapon5000 October 14, 2022

Plate

When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.

Oi you know Charlie, he’s a right plate. Wait until he kisses you.

by Dictionaryoline June 11, 2018