oppotits

Any man or woman with enough body mass, or inadvertent medical condition, which forces a "breast like" presence on the backside of their upper torso. back boobs

Hey? Did you see the twin brother and sister near the hot dog tent at Six Flags with the oppotits? Both of them appeared to have boobs on their backs. It was both awesome and mysterious. back boobs

by GlarpoCards011974 November 9, 2017

Opplo

a large amount of seminal fluids

yo, that guys opplo is bigger then mine

by RINDINSPINBIN May 24, 2018

Opportunistic People

People who can only get ahead in life at the expense of others.

"Daniel's sisters talk smack about him to his girlfriends because they don't want to see him with other women. They want him to only be theirs so they can feel fulfilled emotionally, mentally and physically while getting ahead in life at his expense. Daniel's sisters are opportunistic people."

by Geoffrey Singh March 10, 2018

opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.

Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.

by pickle penis February 26, 2019

Oppressturbate

The act of self gratification through forced or faked oppression when no oppression is present.

Jussie Smollett decide to oppressturbate in hopes of obtaining attention and sympathy and a higher salary.

by Uwillneverknow2 June 4, 2019

Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite

2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?

by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019

Opposite jailded

(N) being found not guilty

Not going to jail

(V) breaking out of prison

Out running the cops

If he b like “aye yo I’m bout to bust a cap in you ass no cap on jah, see look da gun right here” he would prob get jailded but if he like “aye yo I’m bout to put sum lead in yo head, jk but like I fukin hate ya and yuh suck balls” he prob would get Opposite jailded

by Bigwangchickenwang January 10, 2020