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sick couch

A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.
I'll be on the sick couch for the rest of the night.
by sick girl2 March 14, 2011
mugGet the sick couchmug.

Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.
I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.
by kidboston May 4, 2018
mugGet the Couch Pussymug.

couch chuggin

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.
by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022
mugGet the couch chugginmug.

Couch Games

When a group of friends or family get together and enjoy multiplayer gaming on a console.
Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.

This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014
mugGet the Couch Gamesmug.

couche face

when your face looks like a couche couchie head
by niggablacuz January 13, 2008
mugGet the couche facemug.

ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch
by Bhoulio September 29, 2010
mugGet the ass couchmug.

couch money

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."
by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007
mugGet the couch moneymug.

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