A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.
by sick girl2 March 14, 2011

by kidboston May 4, 2018

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022

Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014

by niggablacuz January 13, 2008

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007
