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2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
by deadw8 May 30, 2010
mugGet the 2% rulemug.

Rule 33

What rule is before rule 34 i forgot. Oh its rule 33
by Sussy-amongballs69 April 21, 2022
mugGet the Rule 33mug.

Money Rule

Simply put the "money rule" means the person with the money makes the rules. Often used in contract negotiations.
If your concerned about default we can add his mother as a co-signer on the loan. We will make it a money rule in the contract.
by Anthony F July 24, 2007
mugGet the Money Rulemug.

Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.
38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”
by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021
mugGet the Rule 39mug.

oliver's rule

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.
Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.
by Josh Robinson August 4, 2007
mugGet the oliver's rulemug.

Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
mugGet the Golden Rulemug.

Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti
Ja-Rule, a real wanksta
by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005
mugGet the Ja-rulemug.

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