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Sleep shots

When you take shots of alcohol to help you sleep.
I'm tired but can't sleep. I better just take some sleep shots to help me relax.
by dammd March 20, 2015
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Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
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sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are
Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire
by mauzer48 April 13, 2020
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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
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skype sleeping

When a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep while talking and the call is still on; when a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep with you while the call is on; when the call ends on its own and malfunctions within app, causing your device to force stop.
Last night, a friend and partook in skype sleeping. It was fun.

Last night, my friend totally past out while talking to me on skype.

My phone literally hates me; think skype has possessed it, now its causing the whole app to crash.
by CSVTV June 23, 2014
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Sleep Bottle

A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.
Krista: "I can never sleep with-out my Sleep Bottle."
by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010
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After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 17, 2010
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