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2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
by deadw8 May 30, 2010
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Rule 76C

A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)
Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."
by Sophieisfuckinawesome:D October 8, 2011
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Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.
38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”
by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021
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oliver's rule

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.
Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.
by Josh Robinson August 4, 2007
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solmes rule

Never get back together with a girl or guy that you've broken up with before. The Solmes Rule suggest you are only doing it out convenience, and that it will not work.
Solmes Rule applies everywhere: look at your circle of friends or at Hollywood
by Beeeeep June 22, 2008
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Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti
Ja-Rule, a real wanksta
by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005
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