illusion muscles

illusion muscles can be one of two things. one: illusion muscles are when a weak person looking person who looks like he doesnt have any muscles tenses his muscles and his muscles noticeably buldge from his skin, and this person is also quite strong.

the other form of illusion muscles is when, a strong looking person, with big muscles tenses and there is no visible change to his muscle size, this person is also fairly weak.

person 1: dude check out that guys arms he must be strong
person 2: hes not that strong, he just has illusion muscles

by the Duke of Mexico June 3, 2010

man-muscle

The muscle in the forearm that gets ripped as a result of jerking-off to often.

Damn!!!! Look at his arms! That boy spends to much time alone working on his man-muscles.

by hawkgal January 23, 2011

muscle head

A muscle head is someone who spends all their energy with their head in a book.

Muscle heads are the guys who you do not like in high school who end up making six figures after you graduate. Brain always wins over Brawn! You go muscleheads!
The musclehead stayed home from the party while we had fun.

by Bonnie Ryan August 17, 2006

Muscle Momma

A man who has more muscle than his friends, also known as a Gavin.

Hey Gavin, or should I say Muscle Momma

by sl;kdfja December 4, 2018

Muscle Farm

A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.

Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?

by ChrisWhite2000 September 28, 2011

Muscle Fox

'Half man, half fox'. A breed of man fox that walks on its hind legs and often enjoys dancing. The term is often used as a positive adjective for pretty smexy men. The phrase was discovered early on in the year 2007, in the village of egham at the ever popular Strodes college.

"Jeez Ollie, your such a muscle fox!" said Charlotte.

by Dr. Whybra March 8, 2007

mustler

1. Adjective

Describing someone as "Muscular" or "More Muscular" quickly and under your breath. (Usually to a nearby confidante)

Pssss.. Psssst... look grrrl he mustler than Taylor Lautner!

by GymRoomPeeper July 30, 2011