Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 19, 2024

turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

neck muscle

some one who says or does something that makes them look stupid.

Shut up jack, you neck muscle!

by tommy_kingston January 14, 2016

muscles

something I don’t have

danny has no muscles

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Muscle mommy

At woman with mean muscle, often confused with and woman with muscle but has to be a mommy with muscle. Also rhea ripley

“Dudes she fucking jacked, and hot, that’s a muscle mommy”

by Awesome suace July 30, 2025

Muscle Alzheimer’s

The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.

I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.

by Yaks_man March 9, 2025

Horny Adductor Muscles

The usual adductor muscles but used in a sexy way because "whatthefruits" had a brain freeze trying to remember a word.

whatthefruits: " i feel defeated by a single sexual word"
I think it's the Horny Adductor Muscles

by DummyThiccDontAskMe May 27, 2021