Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.
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When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
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John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
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