mouth lexus

A mouth Lexus is when a well dressed Asian woman; or a well dressed,clean shaven, Asian man removes their gold grill, fills their mouth with expensive champagne, and allows a person to dip their testicles into the champagne, before smoothly licking the tiny bubbles from said testicles. It is best when performed backstage at a wutang clan concert, and is always performed with a superior attitude.

After I paid for the coffee, I just assumed I'd get a mouth lexus

by Drew239 July 18, 2014

salty mouth

The taste of semen in your mouth after your friend got head from a girl and you hooked up with her after.

Corry: Ew, why does my mouth taste so salty?
Biga: LAL! You got the salty mouth bitch!

by Sir Miles May 26, 2009

vagina mouth

the smell of vagina on someones breath; someones mouth that looks like a vagina

What up vagina mouth, damn your mouth looks funny, plus your breath smells like a vaginal canal, ha ha ha ha ha.

by Fruir Legs January 11, 2009

yuk mouth

Very bad teeth, Possibly due to not brushing, Flossing..ECT,

OMG! Did you see that guys Yuk Mouth. He prob Chews Tobacco.

by Jim Reed June 3, 2006

mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.

So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.

by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011

vacuum-mouth

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.

"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"

by Iamem May 6, 2012

Twitter Mouth

Taken from the social networking site, Twitter, twitter mouth describes someone who constantly has to update anyone who is listening, whether they care or not, on everything that's going on in their life/what they're currently doing down to the second. They never shut up.

She's always telling everyone what she's thinking, who she's texting, when she's going to eat, where she's going tonight. She's such a twitter mouth.

by i-zilla March 6, 2009