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Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.
Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.
by Arrone Curr June 6, 2010
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Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
by GrandPoop October 7, 2010
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morning mist

To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.
Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.
by Ben Hinez September 7, 2005
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good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010
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morning vag

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.
by Skinketier March 10, 2008
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Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011
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