Dirty moose

Awesome guy.

He is a dirty moose.

by Victor popelka March 6, 2020

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013

Moose bumper

Canadian sexual position where the man takes the woman from behind in a fashion similar to doggy style excepting that the female is gripping the horns of a stuffed and mounted moose head.

She likes to hunt so last night I gave her a moose bumper eh...

by Fooken Eh June 25, 2014

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016

Wamble-Moose

A small fictional creature created at a Vocational school out in the sticks. It is comprised of a moose and a little wamble (respectively).

I don't get it... wamble-moose?

by Satan Slauc February 21, 2008

doing the moose

A heavy set hairy woman wandering the bar looking for a meal

"Watch out for that girl doing the moose!"

by Voltron86 December 5, 2013

moose-knuckle

black box sith twat black beaver punani African vagina, opposite of camel-toe.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, Shaniquas moose-knuckle was a roaring gaping chasm.

by irc_snEk May 28, 2018