monday morning surprise

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.

guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.

by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009

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Morning Delight

Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!

"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"

"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"

by chefjim March 17, 2009

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Morning-after pancakes

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.

by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014

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t'morning

Also used widely to describe the following morning; used in circustances mirroring tomorrow, (t'morrow).

"I'm headed home. I'll see you t'morning".

by K Sears September 22, 2005

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morning sickness

1. What chicks get when they forget to take the pill and get knocked up.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.

1. I've had morning sickness for the a month, now.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.

by Randz November 25, 2006

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