Literally the best person in history.
Sometimes called an absolute unit.
He ain’t no boomer he a zoomer
Sometimes called an absolute unit.
He ain’t no boomer he a zoomer
Josh Morgan is a absolute unit
by Absolute unit 15 November 19, 2019
Is a sting for vape juice that has a hot sister. He talks to year nines and tens and invite himself into the dorms.
Likes:
Going on his phone, not talking and making everything awkward
Canadian cereal and doughnuts
Likes:
Going on his phone, not talking and making everything awkward
Canadian cereal and doughnuts
by 1inch Dick June 27, 2019
by Koolgetlaid May 22, 2017
Morgan Garner is the hottest intellectual you will meet. She is kind and usually has one of the biggest smiles you will ever see. She is equivalent to an angel but can turn against you if you repeatedly treat her like shit. She usually stands up for the underdog and won’t give in without a fight. She can also be very aggressive and if you are a guy, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Although she may portray to be a dumb blonde, she is highly skilled at knowing the tea and she knows that most guys aren’t shit. She is well-rounded and is good at anything she puts her mind to. Be her friend and love her because she can be very insecure and anxious but that love will bounce right back to you. She is like a dog — very playful and outgoing, is ALWAYS hyper and does crazy things. If you know a Morgan Garner in your life, DON’T LOSE HER. You will regret it.
“Is that a Morgan Garner because she is so hot and she also cares about other people and is good at everything”
by BaileyKerrigan23 January 01, 2019
On the way back from dinner Franks Jeep was Filthy Morganed by a friend who couldn't control his anus.
by fizzle321 June 01, 2014
by Cummins cider April 22, 2017
Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it
Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."
Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."
Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."
by unknown man LOL December 09, 2018