Michael Jordan 6-pete

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016

Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017

Michaela

The bestest person in the world. So loyal and trusting. usualy in love with horses.

Michaela is so nice and funny

by Bestestfriendintheworld December 27, 2017

michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person

Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver

by lilrocketman December 6, 2017

miaha

Miaha is one the sweetest girls to ever meet and to lay your eyes on she’s it going and funny and will always have an attitude like her daddy ps if you meet one and she nice keep her around cause most Miaha are assholes

Miahas is such an amazing girl she has anything a girl could dream of

by Hoesbegoblin March 9, 2018

Michael Chen

Just a stereotypical name for a stereotypical smart asian that fled to america

Teacher: Would Michael chen please raise his hand
5 people's raise their hands
Teacher: the one with glasses
5 of the said people keep their hands up

by Joseph knottwheel May 17, 2018

Michael jackson

Beautiful kind hearted man who was overlooked and judged. A boy at heart and a GENIUS. Michael is someone who had a humongous heart to share out to the world, and such a wonderful smile that left many speechless. And his talents were wonderful and inspired the world.

-idiot: Michael Jackson is horrible!

-me: If you made grown man cry by preforming then maybe you could place that opinion for yourself ;)

by Themagnificentpickle July 24, 2018