the most…middle school out there. it’s the home of the lancers, and despite the fact that lancers are men who ride horses and kill people, our lancer code is to be respectful, be responsible, and be safe.
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
by mitski enthusiast May 08, 2022
a school that’s full of kids that think they’re rich but are just wearing fake yeezys. the couples at this middle school are making out like 24/7 so watch out for them. the lunch is fucking disgusting and there’s one lunch lady that is fast at that so she’s okay. all the girls are either homo or vsco girls. no in between. they call woodlawn weedlawn cuz we high all the time
by Some Cool Weirdo October 20, 2019
Hideous children who think they are grown. That school holds the biggest hoes that masturbate in them dirty ass bathrooms. It fucking smells like fish and shit all the time, and they have rats!! The teachers also fuck their students there. Also filled with dug addicts (who smells like black & mild), and crackheads. Their sports teams are straight ASS! Everyone’s nudes are leaked. Plus the guys are all wannabe thugs that have the smallest dicks ever!!
by My HIGH HOPES November 20, 2019
It's a fucking hell-hole, if you ever consider moving/coming to this school. DON'T...
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
Person 1- Hey bro, I'm going to go to school at Salyards middle school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
by Storm The Idiot March 31, 2022
a broke school that has so many emo and country kids. Everyone at this school needs a therapist ASAP. The teachers are shit and they all look like they’re on crack. This school needs help!!!! Oh, and we can’t talk about the disgusting ass bathrooms here. The kids go there to vape and we are too poor to afford the damages that the high ass kids make
This kid goes to Nolan Middle School? He must be a drug addict!
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
by Nolan middle sucks February 16, 2022
Full of young trashy ghetto white girls and fake ass hood ni*gas that be smoking in the bathrooms and they all smell like the gym lockers. The school just over shitty. What the fuck is the point of bear time, and why they just let the white girls act hood.
by SayOnGod February 26, 2020
This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021