bomb massage

A "massage" that is so awesome that it blows your junk up.

Bob: Yo that chick gave me a bomb massage last night, my junk blew up all over the place

by bombdude February 22, 2011

Mensage

one word that mean messages, probably used by Brazilians who dont write english too well

12:40:45 <@Mike> Please note: I will decline anyone who applies with the word "mensages" in their reason.
12:41:02 <@Mike> that includes you, Aku

by Rayraylee May 17, 2011

Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

Moose Massage

When going to Boy Scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. Thusly, they perfrom a "Moose Massage" which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their ass while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. No not your right. Repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true Boy Scout.

Hey Evan, come to my tent.

Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?

Get down on the fucking ground bitch!

Whaa..

Time for your moose massage bitch!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!

NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!

Ok your a Boy Scout now.

by Joe Kee May 12, 2007

Proper Massage

A "proper massage" is one given to a lover, seductee, friend with benefits, or someone you simply want to see naked, which is the one and only rule for this type of massage; the person receiving the massage MUST be naked.

Baby, you so fine, I want to give you a proper massage.

Dude, your girl is all wound up, how long has it been since her last proper massage?

by Mr. Moein July 27, 2009

text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009