maya

maya smells but!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho

mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin

anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!

maya is my pickle

all hail mclean

by urforeverlover November 22, 2021

Maya

A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.

Maya keeps trying to eat the rabbit shit in the yard.

by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019

Maya Voter

An insanely attractive person with an amazing personality and a beautiful soul.

Person 1: Did you see that person? I think I’m in love.

Person 2: Yeah, they’re a Maya Voter 😍

by swaggienoodlez September 21, 2021

maya

pewds dog that everyone forgets :(

here's edgar!...oh, yea and maya

by 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 June 8, 2020