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Matt

This extremely hot amazing guy. Hes really funny and flirts with all the girls. When your around him hes all you see and when you arent around him hes all you want. Once you like him Its really hard to get over him. And when you are getting over him he somehow just comes back into your life(: It may be meant to be
Girl: Yay im finally over him!
Bestfriend: Right
Matt: Hey!(:
Girl: Damn! Nevermind Im not over him anymore):
Bestfriend: *rolls eyes
by Musicismylife44 October 29, 2011
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Matt

Boy who is obessed with pasta.
That Matt is such a pasta lover!

I know, who isn't?
by pastaluver June 12, 2009
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Matt the Fat

1. An adult male of excess mass who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
Matt the Fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his ass will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.

Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
by Helga von Wienerschnitzel March 31, 2008
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Matt Good

The guitarist of the band From Forst To Last. FFTL consists of band members: Phil Reardon Vocals, Matt Good Vocals/Guitar, Travis Richter Guitar/BG Vocals, Joey from Brandon Bass and Derek Bloom Drums. The live show is a little more than extreme. Having a thick background in the FL hardcore scene, FFTL's stage presence stands alone in their genre.
Matt Good is The Most Cutest Guitarist on Earth.
by angie_is_heartless603 September 18, 2005
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Matt Walst

Sweetest man alive. His eyes are unique and his smile is literally the most beautiful thing in this world. He's doing great job as lead singer of the Canadian rock band "three days grace"
Someone: Matt Walst is a Adam gontier wannabe!

Smart person: No, you just can't accept the fact that Adam left three days grace and it's not Matt's fault! You're just looking for someone to blame... Matt is amazing and he doesn't need to try to be anybody else. Grow the fuck up!
by Someone that tells the truth September 6, 2019
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matt back

A promiscuous woman who engages in coitus with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency.
Ay Wortimer! Do you recall that matt back we double-teamed last Friday?
by Nick Ryan and Dean Gomez September 10, 2007
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marty feldman

A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
by V_T June 2, 2008
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