Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017

Mash

A mushy combination of chocolate chips and pancake batter that didn't turn out very well.

Marty-"Ew, what is that man?"

Phillip-"That's mash I'm making it for breakfast."

Marty-"You're sick, man."

by SimplyPoop July 16, 2010

cheesy mash

Something that only the real nonce people eat

Josh the pedo boy loves cheesy mash

by Man of mystery November 3, 2021

Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 27, 2021

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5

Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k

by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023