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by ariadictionary March 11, 2023

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

Mantenida

A woman who is loved and well taken care of, that doesn’t have to work. Usually only men who can afford it can maintain a woman.

“Her husband pays all the bills, must be nice to be a mantenida.

by PinkPanda772 June 12, 2023

Mantenida

A woman who is taken care of, financially and physically.

“A poor man cant afford a wife thats a mantenida”

by PinkPanda772 June 12, 2023

Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023

Maarten

Perfect at being a disappointment

Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els

You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten

by BAASterd October 9, 2023

MAfternoon

Greeting - combination of 'Morning (abbreviated from Good Morning) and 'Afternoon (abbr. Good Afternoon) used as a salutation when addressing someone later in the morning or early afternoon - typically roughly from somewhere between 11 am and 3 pm. Or when greeting people from varying time zones when the time range is similarly appropriate.
Might also be used to refer to that same time period being late Morning until early Afternoon.

MAfternoon! I know you were up late / likely slept in and I'm not sure when exactly you'll be reading this, but please give me a call when you're up and about.

by sn4web October 16, 2023