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jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.
Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.
by McDurkster December 27, 2009
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Puff the Magic Dragon

To smoke weed/pot/ganja and get high.
The magic dragon usually refers to the item the marijuana is being smoked in. ie- bong, joint, pipe
A bunch of friends are sitting around a campfire and about to smoke. John pulls out his pipe and bag of weed and says to the whole group " Who wants to puff the magic dragon?"

Duke William and Dutchess Kate puffed the magic dragon on their wedding night and got baked off their royal asses.
by YankeeFanatic June 7, 2011
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Gypsy Magic

A phrase often used when someone does something insane or unbelievably lucky.
Did Joe just catch that football while doin a backflip? That is some pure GYPSY MAGIC!!!!
by koolaidman21 March 5, 2008
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Magic Mike

Someone fearlessly destroys professional relationships with all organizations he engages with, and is seemingly unaware it is happening. Should consider changing his name to "not so Magic Mike", unless magic is a reference for how he will magically destroy all organizational progress.
Damn dude don't pull a Magic Mike or SDJ we want our organization to suceed.
by DudeBro1979 July 31, 2017
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magic cookie

"Hackers inside", Unix
1. Something passed between routines or programs that enables the receiver to perform some operation; a capability ticket or opaque identifier. Especially used of small data objects that contain data encoded in a strange or intrinsically machine-dependent way. E.g., on non-Unix OSes with a non-byte-stream model of files, the result of ftell(3) may be a magic cookie rather than a byte offset; it can be passed to fseek(3), but not operated on in any meaningful way. The phrase `it hands you a magic cookie' means it returns a result whose contents are not defined but which can be passed back to the same or some other program later.
2. An in-band code for changing graphic rendition (e.g., inverse video or underlining) or performing other control functions (see also cookie). Some older terminals would leave a blank on the screen corresponding to mode-change magic cookies; this was also called a glitch (or occasionally a `turd'; compare mouse droppings). S
magic cookie, whaaaaaaaaatttt???.......
by VAKI5 January 23, 2005
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Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.
Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))
by nickbag9 August 1, 2007
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Magic bowl

-Noun-
1. When a glass marijuana pipe with a large chamber is so caked with residue and resin from extensive use, that even when there is no weed in it one can light it and obtain one or even multiple hits.
Steve "Dude, I thought you were out of weed."
Mitch "I was, but this magic bowl is gonna keep me hitting 'til I can buy tomorrow night."
by stubbsfinch January 15, 2010
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