March Sadness 

The immediate post-game depression you get when your team gets knocked out of the NCAA Tournament.

"Why is Mark so down?"

"He's got March Sadness, Duke got destroyed in the first round again.."

March Sadness by Tucker Cotter March 24, 2008

march 9 

The day where the baddest bitch was born. Angie mothafuckin mondragon

She must have been born March 9th. She’s almost as bad as angie!

march 9 by Thabaddedt October 15, 2019

March 12th 

National suck dick day

It’s a March 12th kinda day today

March 12th by Xer Xie October 15, 2019

March 13

this is the day we’re Pisces girls get their heart broken my libras even tho they love them... if you are a libra and you see this remember that, if you have ever broken a Pisces heart before..it was probably on this date... imma go kill myself now have a great day :)

it’s March 13 you know what that means Pisces...

March 13 by dani :) November 2, 2019

March 2nd 

The best person and niggas are born

Charlie is born on March 2nd

March 2nd by Bigboii123 November 12, 2019

march 3rd 

March 3rd is national dumbass day.

there she goes it must be march 3rd.

march 3rd by i’m your dad April 12, 2019

March 14th 

The specific day in “Spongebob Squarepants” in which Plankton rips a page of a calendar and tells that it is the day that Mr. Krabs “fries”.

Plankton: “Sorry about this calendar”(Plankton rips a page of a calendar) “March 14th! Wait, that’s not right? It should say the day that Krabs fries!”

March 14th by Cup O’ Fluff November 10, 2019