Mustarbating

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.

Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.

by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

muftard

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

by quiktekk February 27, 2008

Mustands

When you draw a mustache on your hands, such that when you hold them up to your face, you've got a mustache!
Mustands!

*By using the thumbs to start the mustache, on the palms of your hands, it can be made quite large.

Hey baby, nice mustands.

by Neoshade March 8, 2010

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

mustrd

a really cool and funny guy that totally didn’t write this definition.

“whose this mustrd guy?”
“I dunno, but he sounds very cool and swag”

by Mustrd April 6, 2021

Yoboi Mu$tard

A sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California who makes fire ass songs.Also known as Mr.Pure Gasser,The Goat of The Murda, and Mr.Gasoline.He will make yo bitch fall in love with him cuz he’s heem

Yoboi Mu$tard music fire

by Randomnigga1999 November 21, 2021

Mustardeer

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008