Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

by Bandylank January 20, 2009

mobbing

to mob is to drive around town. it doesn't even matter the type of car you drive, just the fact that you are driving. mobbing can be done by stoners, preps, outcasts, cheerleaders, nerd, or whom ever wants to.

<On the phone> Hey what are you doing?
<Answers back> Oh just mobbing around? You?

by ghetto gossip girl July 10, 2009

morning stunner

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.

If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?

by Anita Dick April 22, 2005

morning wood

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.

by PiE! March 18, 2003

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010

morning after flats

Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.

Thank god I brought my morning after flats to the party last night, otherwise I would have had to walk home from that rando's house in stilettos the next morning.

by m187 January 27, 2014