A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010
Get the Missing Unicornmug. synonym for American singer, songwriter, writer, performer, actress, film director and Dr. in fine arts Taylor Swift
“I’m Miss Americana” -Taylor Swift.
“Miss Americana herself, three times winner of the Grammy award for Album Of The Year with her records ‘Fearless’ ‘1989’ and ‘folklore’”
“Miss Americana herself, three times winner of the Grammy award for Album Of The Year with her records ‘Fearless’ ‘1989’ and ‘folklore’”
by ppeater13 June 11, 2022
Get the Miss Americanamug. CJ: I had sex with a Miss Thiccems last night
Ethan: Oh shit how was it?
CJ: I can't sit down anymore
Ethan: Oh shit how was it?
CJ: I can't sit down anymore
by lilsaigon August 13, 2018
Get the Miss Thiccemsmug. A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
Get the Missed a strikemug. She is fit, dank, and gorjj, she has the most amazing boobs and batty she has pengg legs and her breath is on point as always and everone wants to fuck her!
by Fitty505 June 20, 2019
Get the Miss robinsonmug. by Dobadom November 25, 2013
Get the miss cainmug. Hearing only the very end of an awesome song when you change the radio station from something uninteresting.
I was just listening to a car commercial, then I changed the station and caught the end of this great Beatles song. Missed songportunity!
by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011
Get the missed songportunitymug.