Mike Pence 

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.

Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!

Mike Pence by Fluthy April 29, 2020

Mikado Sannoji 

A hot Criminal. He's too hot. Also He is a cute wizard.

Mikado Sannoji is a hot Guy. He's tooooooooooooo Hot. Well not as hot as his fire.

Mikado Sannoji by AngieYonaga October 12, 2020

messy mike 

When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.

Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.

messy mike by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017

St. Mike’s-ing 

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

St. Mike’s-ing by TheGuamian July 24, 2019

Il Mike

Il Mike is a super talented beatmaker. He is able to produce emotions through the beats.

Il Mike makes excellent beats. His beats produce feelings and all the artists that are produced by Il Mike are very happy about his service offered

Il Mike by Mozartforlife00 July 20, 2022

mike 

Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.

"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"

mike by thejunk47 February 3, 2010

Stay Frosty Oscar Mike 

"Stay Frosty Oscar Mike" is a cobmination of two phrases used in the US military, according to call of duty: modern warfare 2.

"stay frosty" means star cool; stay on your toes. "oscar mike" means on the move. together, they mean: "Stay alert while on the move!"

General: RAMIREZ! take out that battleship with your flashbang!

General: Stay Frosty Oscar Mike!

Stay Frosty Oscar Mike by Anoncatiswin March 2, 2010